Laurenyach’s Weblog

The other night, after a long day of work a.k.a playing on the internet, I ate at Wendy’s with one of my friends Skip.  Nicely, he offered to buy me something from the .99 menu.  We got to talking, I forget how it was brought up, but he mentioned he was a genius as a child.  I almost choked on a fry (by the way NOT on the .99 cent menu anymore) 

“A genius?” I mocked. “What a coincidence, two geniuses sitting together eating some Wendy’s, I mean, gosh what are the odds?” (I just had to spell check the word genius)    

Rewind: 30 minutes prior:

Passing by the sports section at Target I said, “Do they really make camping tents for dogs now?” referring to the miniature models of actual size camping tents   Whatever, they were tiny tents.

Anyways, here is a list of other genius things my friends have done:

Matt: (part 1 of 2) Pantsing your friend while they hold a case of beer for you in the line at the grocery store.

Matt: (part 2 of 2) Chasing Leslie around the same grocery store with a turkey baster. 

Lucy: On Halloween, accidentally complimenting a man’s “Halloween teeth” then realizing they are not Halloween teeth but his actual teeth. 

Maria: Slipping, falling then me laughing, you getting a concussion then me feeling really bad for laughing. 

Leslie: pointing out the car window “look at that field of black bunnies” then watching them fly away because it was a flock of birds.  

Lindsey: threatening a land lord by saying you will whip out your clip….as in the gun but accidentally changing the last letter making it member of the female anatomy and sexual harassment.  

Kim: Spinning my dog Macie around in a circle saying how much you love her while secretly she is puking on you

My dog Macie: making me look like a bad dog mom at the dog park because you fell down the rain gutter.

Guys (2 people reading this), If you think of more, there are plenty I’m sure, feel free to add… xoxoxox

*Side note, Wendy’s did not sponsor this blog